AUGUST & SEPTEMBER 1998


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AND TO RESPOND TO AUGUST AND SEPTEMBERS BUSINESSMANS REPORT:
GENERAL E. GOOD - OUR CHEIF CRITIC


From: General. E. Good
Earth Force Command




So it begins......
The sick businsman has really bitten off more than he can chew by insulting Babylon 5, but first his latest Idea and hopefully his last.

The helping of an old lady across roads is a Just and noble cause, trust him to destroy it.

This is quite obviously a death sentence and proves he is indeed quite sick.

I ask who is the sick businessman going to insult next, he has already done Hollywood executives, now the elderly and with his spellchecker anyone with common sense (oh and football players) and of course the command staff of Babylon 5. BIG MISTAKE!

President Sheridan authorized me to counter strike, elite earth marines entered his home and placed that horses head in his bed, but wait till he finds the rest of the creatures! The bad smell in his house is thanks mostly to the dead cat placed under his floorboards and we stole his underwear draw, aren't I evil!

Finally we cleared the Psi corps for an operation of pure evil, to steal his toilet paper, put glue in his taps and place sellotape over his toilet bowl.

We have given him a centauri hairdresser and we eagerly await the results

No surrender, No retreat.

Babylon 5 endures

P.S. Churchill the dog sends his regards and last rights, diners in a drown bag.

Word of the day!
REVENGE




Ideas for the name of his game show:

1) Blood on the Road
2) Road Kill
3) Endurance - (How long you can stand siko before suicide.)
4) Call the police, I need to be taken away
5) The worst decision of your life
6) Please turn over to Babylon 5
7) At least you'll have an expensive Funeral
8) Hitler would have been proud


General E. Good wrote this list with the assistance from Captain Bod Vansen, Earth force Destroyer 'Repulse'




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