This week I am making a movie blockbuster to make money for my save the penguins charity. Yes, penguins are in trouble as competitionfrom Fox's is too much for them. How can we let such biscuits becomeextinct? I have two ideas for the movie. I would like you, the general publicto decide which is best. IDEA 1: Extravaganza A big ship sets sail to the pacific and on it is a working class ex SAS Cop who falls in love with a posh women. Yet terrorists take overthe ship, confronted by the Mafia who have their own problems witha secret agent trying to stop their world domination plans and a blokeafter their priceless artifact. Meanwhile, dinosaurs run wild on the ship revived from DNA and in turnlittle mosquitos turn into gremlins and so they have to water them down. Then a growing child finds a cute alien who mutates into this fly. Big alien space ships come to blow up the ocean liner, but littledo they know that a massive comet, tonado and underwater volcano areabout to strike. Before any of this can happen though, an ice berg hits the ship andsinks it. At the end of the film a middle aged fat yellow cartooncharacter shouts out DOH! Next time I will write about my other movie idea "Con the Busses" If you wish to comment on any of my ideas you can contact me at:A scots pine tree inside a Robin, Endinburugh, Scotland 1246 Or via this internet email address thing - business_man@usa.net AND TO RESPOND TO THIS MONTH'S REPORT:
I was just finishing plans for the invasion of France when my commanding officer told me to take a break and gave me tickets to a sneak preview of the biggest film ever made. I was naturally very optimistic...it didn't last. The film was certainly spectacular but I would have liked a story, and why not? What an absolute mess of conflicting and quite unbelievable circumstances. I can't wait until the copyright people get a view of this film and close down on this writer. He will never get the better of me this time, as he did in 1978, no no no no. This is no longer about size of ones agro, oh no, even if it was 70cm in size with its own orbiting moon and exploration plans by NASA. I am better than Mr save the Penguins and I shall defeat you in this epic battle of wits, no no no, the game is not over, YOU WILL LOSE, OH YES YOU WILL! (Evil cackle continues for a few minutes then he quickly departs.) | |
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