Today I have wrote my high tension big revelations drama/soap series called Whale street. I expect it will be a big hit, and it will finance my plan to assassinate the Teletubbies.

Here is an example of my show


EPISODE ONE : SHOCKING REVELATIONS

ACT ONE, SCENE ONE (MR KIPLINGS SHOP)

MR KIPLING (ON PHONE): -I do not make exceedingly good cakes!

CAMILLA: - Hello, I just read one of your books.

MR KIPLING: - I dont write books! Anyway what do you want?

CAMILLA: - Oh some sugar lumps, carrots, oats and a saddle please.

MR KIPPLING: - Hey why the long face?

CAMILLA: - O.K its true that I have the face of a horse!


ENTERS LOTS OF PEOPLE REVEALING SECRETS ABOUT THEMSELVES

ELVIS: - If you think thats shocking try this, I AM ALIVE!

BOB HOSKINS: -Thats nothing. I can reveal that its not good to talk.

ARNIE: -Oh yeah well I wont be back and you cant trust me.

GERI HALIWELL: -Well I can reveal Im actually 62 years old.

LALA: -Really well I used to be a professor at Cambridge teaching English and in my spare time I was a Speech therapist. Oh God looks at me now!

GENERAL E GOOD: -I actually think the Sick Businessmans ideas on the whale-aircraft carriers and his ideas on the two films are brilliant and Im just a stupid facist!!!

LOADS OF SUPPERMODELS: -The sick businessman is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So that is my idea Id like to hear opinions on it.You can contact at this address:

Sick Businessman

C/O Gordon the Gophur

H.M.S. Victory

The Laundry Basket.

or e-mail me at:business_man@usa.net

P.S. I may not kill LaLa as he could help me to get into Cambridge.

The End

AND TO RESPOND TO THIS MONTH'S REPORT:
GENERAL E. GOOD - OUR CHEIF CRITIC

From: General E Good, Earth Force Command


After reading his script for his soap opera, I found sicko had not completed it properly so here, in my own style is the appropriate ending.

(MR Kipplings Shop, Enters Sheridan and Ivanova)

Ivanova: - Look at all these people, it's way to crowded, do you think any one would notice if I killed a few of them?

Sheridan: - Well how many?

Ivanova: - Six?

Sheridan: - They would notice.

Ivanova: - Well what about that one there, surrounded by models, I don't think he would be missed.

Sheridan: - It's the sick businessman! I feel a sudden urge to release yet another nuclear bomb.

Ivanova: - Don't you ever get tired of roasting people in a nuclear firestorm?

Sheridan: - err .... Nope.

Ivana: - All right, let's do it.


(SCENE 2 - High Earth Orbit)


Sheridan: - Is General E. Good safely away?

Ivanova: - Confirmed What about Pobice and Jayton?

Sheridan: - They're with the General. All right Sick Businessman, see you in hell!


(NUCLEAR EXPLOSION)


Sheridan: - Our work here is done, I am satisfied, lets go home leaving nothing but destruction behind us in the Military tradition THE END


(Annoying Theme Tune Written By Business Man ENDS the Show With The Credits)


So sick business man, If you escaped the nuclear blast and fall out, I demand 50% of profits from the soap, Oh and you are a hideous Communist Orangutan General E. Good Signing Off

P.T.G: The Business Man has just contacted me, and he lives. Check out next mount's report to find out how he survived!

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